When you use this phrase it means it got you irritated,angry, and/or made your asshole clench from Anxiety.
I hate when i can’t half-swipe on snapchat, it sent my asshole in a frenzy.
Used to express that you don’t believe or agree with something, usu. in place of ‘yeah right.’
Person 1: You lost, now you have to pay me $100.
Person 2: My asshole.
A small gremlin like creature with clawed hands and distinct insensitivity.
That Licky Asshole should not be allowed near children.
A small gremlin like creature with clawed hands and a distinct insensitivity.
That licky asshole should not be allowed near children.
Alternate phrase for "Schrodinger's douchebag"
Person 1: "Women shouldn't be allowed to vote"
Person 2: "That's kinda fucked up"
Person 1: "It was just a joke"
Person 2, to Person 3: "He's a Schrodinger's asshole"
a Schrodinger's asshole is a person who makes a statement or a joke, and decides if they don't give a fuck about it if they get embarrassed
She is literally Schrodinger's Asshole, she got so embarrassed when she spelled one word wrong and suddenly didn't care, but she's fuming!!!
Dont be an Asshole
Dont be an Asshole, read the Content Regulations Dumbass.