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piss bum is what happens when u go camping and you need to piss in the bush and u laugh and get it all over your pants instead.
it is also emma's nickname.
oi piss bum, i can't believe you piss bummed again!
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to masturbate rapidly while anally pleasuring one's self with a toothbrush or other anal entry instrument.
wank wank or this colgate is good
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This is when you have that pre-shit feeling of having a damp bum hole... To 'blot a bumhole' is when you don't actually need the shit (yet), but do need to address the dampness of the said bum hole with a kitchen towlet or similar.
Frank: "Mate, I've got a damp bum hole."
John: "Here's a napkin... go blot a bum hole."
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The final Sunday of the Barclay's Premier League season. Coined by Jeff Stelling and the boys of SkySports Soccer Saturday. Typically, all 10 BPL matches are kicked off at the same time. The league title, UEFA Champions League positions and relegation/survival can be on the line.
We knew it would be dramatic, Squeaky Bum Sunday, but nobody thought it would be like this.
--Jeff Stelling as Manchester City FC snatched the title from Manchester United FC with 2 stoppage time goals on 13-May-2012.
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The Brixworth Bum Boys are a not very "Massive" also known as the Council House Ant & Dec, consisting of Lloyd 'Buncey' Christmas (who laughs with everything he says) and Claire 'Ginge-Ron' Balding (Aka poor man's Ron Weasly), the only thing they make gush are themselves. and other bum boys in the area.
He was creaming when The Brixworth Bum Boys walked into the room
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Pressing the bum cheeks of another man/women together whilst vigorously moving your penis up and down, between the pressed cheeks.
LsLaws was knelt whilst Raj was on all fours giving him a mexican bum wank!
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Where a woman takes a shit and while excreting the man pulls out the excretion and inserts it into his own asshole while also inserting a banana into her rectum while squeezing hard. HD
I Just got a Banana Bum Squeeze. I Wish i could get a banana bum squeeze.
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