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Los Angeles Kers

New name for the Los Angeles Lakers of the NBA since half their team is out due to injuries. Mike D'Antoni is fully to blame for enforcing a fast-paced offense on aging players and not giving them enough rest time which has weakened their bodies significantly and increased their vulnerability to injury. As a result, they are no longer a complete team, and their team name should not be complete either. Finally, L.A. Kers, still spells out the original team name, which also shows how broken up the former Lakers have become.

L.A. Kers fan: The Lakers have lost 22 out of their 27 last games. I can't believe it.
L.A. Clippers fan: Don't you mean the Los Angeles Kers? Half their team is gone due to injuries. Soon they'll have less than 5 healthy players and will become the first NBA team in history not able to finish the regular season.
L.A. Kers fan: You're right! Why are they called the Lakers anyway if they live in an arid climate?

by Boxcar Bob February 17, 2014


Daddy angel

Angel has the nine and always turn nigga and hoes on😩 he be clapping niggah cheeks and Dips and angel has a business where he gets u pregnet to stop periods😩.

Angel:Wassuh girl
Girl: I have a boyfriend🙄
Her boyfriend: uh daddy angel give me the 9😩

by Mizraim the best😩 October 7, 2020


angel fuckets

Angel Fuckets is a group of skaters and misunderstood kids who are considered weird to kids known as hypebeasts. A hypebeast is a kid who--put it like this: They gotta look like somebody else instead of being themselves. Angel Fuckets is a klan of people who've had their hearts broken--been lied to, cheated on, taken advantage of, and looked down on there entire lives—and they were like, fuck this shit, I can't take it anymore. The only people I'm gonna be loyal to are the people who've been there for me. Everybody else gets the cold shoulder. The spider web represents growth and fear to our enemies. The All Star Chuck Taylors is just to let a bitch know. Our Uniform.

Person 1: Woah!? Look at all those guys wearing Black Converse and painted black nails. Who are they???
Person 2: Yea, they’re fuckets from Angel Fuckets, they all have something in common.

by angel fuckets April 19, 2020


Angel Lopez

One who expresses their unproven opinions and ideas as if they're obvious known facts as if others should have known a long time ago.

Angel Lopez: my opinion is a fact.

by Amir.Swervo October 25, 2020


Kurt Angel

okay be sige eto yung pangalawa ha baka bukas pa to lalabas duh 😏😏 HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA so ganto kase yan no may addition dito kase talented ka be bawal umangal tapos wag ka na masyado mainsecure sa feslak mo be sus pogi ka be flex dapat yan tapos ano always do your best be tapos addition is Maganda ako. kbye 🥰🥰

so ang joke po dito Kurt Angel ay yung maganda ako ok po

by @xsky July 18, 2022


patrick angel

This guy is unique and special, not only because he exudes sex appeal but he's also very down to earth and has a showcase of different personalities. He's intelligent, he's funny. He can also be very headstrong and aggressive when it comes to his beliefs. He's all about spreading a positive aura to those around him while being the life of the party. He wants everybody happy not just himself. Most importantly he's the friend everybody should have but people fear him because they are intimated. Truth be told, you need to find yourself a friend like him because he is special and once you do. You'll know for yourself

My friend Patrick Angel is effing dope, you need to meet him!

by That creep December 22, 2016


Nash Angeles

Aka Nashville, TN. The LA of the South. The place all Californians are flocking to.

I’m moving to Nash Angeles where I hope to be discovered as the next big country music artist.

by Samantha Lane October 1, 2022