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A Canadian Chocolate Cake is when a woman takes a shit on a plate then sucks a man off 'till he cums. she then spits it out onto the shit. They each take turns to have a forkfull of the poo until one or both are very sick.
Hey, I had a Canadian Chocolate Cake the other night, I didn't enjoy it that much though.
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Shit yourself while doing a handstand. Make sure she has a spoon ready.
The act after someone passes out from drinking to much. You squat over the passed out persons face and drop a turd in their mouth.
Allen was so drunk last night, I gave him a Cincinnati chocolate drop.
When you're reading a Snicker's Marathon Bar and realize you are obsessed with sexualizing everything. Then you check to see if it's been posted on urbandictionary yet.
status update: The Snickers Marathon bar I was given yesterday advertises a "Chocolate Nut Burst."
The stuff (be it juice, bbq sauce or ejaculate) that comes out of the end of a penis belonging to a black dude.
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Anal matter that may evacuate during or after anal sex.
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An intestinal disorder characterized by abnormal frequency and fluidity of fecal evacuations...Better known as diarrhea.
Hey April, move your head to the side a little, here comes my chocolate Rocket Sauce!
When a male is giving anal sex and the female begins to take a dump. The shit will come out and resemble chocolate mashed potatoes.
Dude i totally fucked that girl in the ass and it hurt her so much. she started screaming and got revenge by making her famous chocolate mashed potatoes.
When you fucking in the ass. And you cum. When you pull out you grab the base of your dick and pull up from base to tip. The poo and semen left on your hand is a chocolate glazed donut
Fucked her in the ass till I came. Then she turned around and ate a chocolate glazed donut