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A Kingsmead hun is a self-absorbed, overly confident hun who loves attention and thinks that they are above everyone. Filled with wannabe black girls that act white. They all love money bcs love means nothing to them. They think they are bad but ya'll lowkey clapped. Filled with daddy's girls
Example 1:
Parents: I want my daughter to go to Kingsmead College
Rest of Joburg: Do you want your girl to be a brat
Example 2:
Boy 1:Bro is she bad?
Boy 2: Yk she goes to Kingsmead right
Boy 1: Oh nvm then
A diploma-toting academia scholar with a major chip on his shoulder regarding one or more aspects of said higher-education experience.
Many college grudgeuates feel dat dey have taken their courses largely for nothing, since either their diplomas are insignificant in da higher-paying employment world, or their study-majors are not significantly in demand in da current business community.
Award given to a college student kitchen that has produced dishes other than pasta, couscous, and scrambled eggs. Prize includes a set of forks that match each other.
Gaia: “I went over to Brooke’s last night and she made baked potatoes with mushrooms.”
Sammy: “Someone give that girl a College Michelin Star.”
The place where friendships, relationships and enemies are made or broken. Everyone who went through the stress of going here never had the intention of "entering to learn" or "departing to serve", but instead came here because of the faces that would greet them at the canteen ready to scab money from everything that had a heartbeat. the people who you would leave to New World with at lunch and chill at Grasslees with. In my time at TC, I have made many accomplishments and achievements that everyone should try to achieve as well, such as climbing the rugby posts, climbing the tower at the canteen, being egged by the yr13 leavers, doing massive drifts with a bicycle on the field, kicking an uncountable amount of balls on the gym roof, getting a detention with the deans, getting involved with more activities (yes it is worth it), being hammered in the face with a dodge ball, do not do survivor though, it is a waste of money and you are going to lose, spending every afternoon at grasslees and swimming in the river. Anyone who is lucky enough to go to this school is guaranteed to leave with good memories and relationships that will last forever.
Tawa college is the best high school in the world and there is no doubt about it.
Rca is a religious rabbinical yeshiva where the boys there talk to trees and dont get any pussy they try hard to stand out but the only thing standing out is their boners, its a good school after all to become a lawyer or jewish doctor and make your jewish grandmother rebbeca proud. The learning is very top tier and suitable for any jewish boy after their bar mitzvah with drake. the boys give off good radiance in the streets and inspire others with not such radical ideals. Did i forget that rca is highly recognized. They learn talmud an ancient series of jewish texts in which they apply to all academic studies- talmudic law, talmudic health, talmudic plumbing, talmudic shelving. The boys in rca tend to be good looking and many other jewish schools are jelous of that fact.
Shoshana did you hear "davids son is studying talmudic fishing in rabbinical college of america"
"Wow hes one sexy jonah he must have learnt in rabbinical college of america"
He botched aunt bettys surgery he must have studied talmudic health in rabbinical college of america
"Amazing the shit stopped leaking from the kitchen stove that plumber must have studied talmudic plumbing in rabbinical college of america"
The absolute fucking worst place on earth.
Stepping foot in this school grantees one of two things happening.
1. you instantly cop a shitty mullet
2. you instantly cop barcodes on the wrists and chop your dick off.
"Damn he's hot as fuck" "Jennifer, he goes to Seaford Secondary College, avoid it girl. He's either gay or eshay"
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Welcome to one of the only places where the richest kids act like the most ghetto. Where the “streets” is The Emerald Estates, the “crib” is a multi million dollar mansion, and “having nothing” is getting everything you want from your parents. You’ll find the most pretentious and unloyal women that most definitely vape. They have the mental capacity of a 6 year old, and cheat 24/7 for “mental health” (they wonder why they’re always “depressed”). Though some staff are great most don’t like you, and are borderline racist/ discriminatory unless you’re already their friend. The pep rally’s are boring and it’s like the cheerleaders are hyping up empty bleachers. Now for academics, here at CP we let the dumbest kids succeed with the lowest score u can get is a 51. If you are in the academy you are probably smart or borderline suicidal, if you are in the academy you are probably borderline suicidal, but if you aren’t in the academy then good luck getting a good teacher.
In conclusion: if you’re going to CP get out as soon as you can.
Random student 1: “did you hear about the kid who was stabbed in a shadow boxing match?”
Random student 2: “no where was it?”
Random student 1: “College Park High School”
Random student 2: “of course it was”