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the second hardest class you will ever take in a 2 year university (#1 is comp iv
college algebra examples: “solve 4x2 + 4x -8”
Friends who know will let you pass in peace and others who don't understand will try to save you with partying but you must persevere, whatever that means. You're reborn when winter break happens though.
I haven't seen my sister in months. I asked if she wanted to come to my birthday party and she said she had to work on a literature review. I think she has college death.
The forgotten child of the tri-campus area in South Bend. Became bankrupt and was swallowed by the giant bloodthirsty Notre Dame. It's okay though cause most students that go there just want to transfer to ND anyway. Only good thing to come out of the college was Rudy Ruettiger.
Domer: So where do you go to school?
Holy Cross Student: I go to Holy Cross College
Domer: The school in Massachusetts?
Holy Cross Student: No. I go to school right across the street from you.
Domer: ...
John Forrest secondary college, also know as jfsc, johno, a high school located in morley Western Australia, Perth. Not one of the brightest schools out there and where the school claims to be well educated . A lot of druggies and bogans that think they can fight go there. Most of the teachers suck and don’t care about their students but again who would care about these creatures. A lot of crackheads and eshays are born at this poorly educated high school. Some of the students will mob , roll you for your tns, 97’s, ect...
Everyday after school the student attending John Forrest will go to galleria a quick 5 min walk from John Forrest, Johno students will probably be in coles or woolworths stealing some gum or some lollies for their mates. Students will always be upstairs tryna find that $1 “for the bus” but really use it for a frozen coke at maccas .
You can also catch these morley rats from johno at morley bus station just tryna actually find a $1 for the bus back home to probably end up smoking some cones with the boys. But after unsuccessfully not finding the dollar, you go on the bus and say the the bus driver “oi I forgot my smart rider at home, surley let me hop on this one time” the bus driver will let them on so they don’t cause a ruckus but the transperth police will catch them and threaten them with a $100 fine.
Even though there are a lot of eshays and so on. Majority of the school has normal students.
Boy from ccc : “there is too many John Forrest secondary college kids in the maccas line, let’s go to red rooster Instead.
Student from other school: let’s not go there, their too many johno kids, I don’t want them to fax my new iPhone 13
an insult implying your mother gives good brain(blowjobs)...
1: Yo your gay
2: Fuck you, your mother goes to college
A shanty school in the shit part of the town, lurgan. It has low effort work, and is a rat's den.
Have you heard about that rubbish school Lurgan College.
Lurgan College is an underdeveloped college with low standards, the staff are incapable of teaching and unfortunately this lead to failure for many. If you wish to study GCSEs I highly recommend St Ronan's College, a much more welcoming and aspirational school where the staff's main objective is getting the student the grades they need.
Did you pass your GCSE's? "No i attended Lurgan College sadly."