Cut the G

After splitting the g, when drinking a Guinness, you consequently finish the whole pint with one gulp. Meaning you drank a whole pint in 2 large gulps.

After splitting the g, you have to cut the g, dude!

Cuss Cut

When someone cuts their cuss word off mid word.

Sometimes funny in voice, never funny in text.

VOICE 1
SHOW: (hung body) What the fu-
Person: That was quite humorous. 10/10 cuss cut.
VOICE 2
Person 1: Hey man, look. Me when I see TF2 soldier running towards me; boi wat da fu-
Person 2: Never talk again.
TEXT
happy102: me when i see the skibidi toilet; what the fu-!?
operivy8789: no one thinks you're funny

cost-cutting maneuver

A fumingly-sarcastic reference to a shamelessly "sneaky 'n' unethical" (and unfortunately very common!) "buy-pressure" strategy practiced at many hardware/specialty-supplies stores; the ploy consists of a staffperson's hacking off a length from a roll of bulk-product like rope, wire, hose, or cloth, and only **afterwards** informing the customer how much the product is priced per foot, hoping that said customer will then feel obligated to buy the piece "since it's already been cut off the roll".

I once had a totally pathetic "cost-cutting maneuver" tried on me at a bicycle-repair shop --- I needed a rear shift-cable, and so the clerk cut off my required length of cable from the store's bulk roll, without first telling me the super-steep per-foot price or asking me beforehand if I wanted to pay that much. It was only when he actually brought the "ringing up the sale" screen up on the computer that he revealed the astronomical amount that it was gonna cost me --- a whopping SEVEN DOLLARS AND CHANGE! --- for just three or four feet of the cable! Fortunately, I had the "bravery" to just look mildly shocked and hastily remark, "Eeeyewww... that's a lot more than I can afford --- thank you anyway, though. I'll just get one at WalMart instead." Hey, it wasn't MY fault if the salesman had created a harder-to-resell cut piece of cable --- I hadn't asked him to chop me off some of the cable yet, I'd just told him that I needed a replacement shifter-cable, so it wasn't my "responsibility" to now PAY for said cable! He should have told me beforehand how much it would cost per foot, and then asked me if I wanted to buy it before he'd actually hacked the length off the roll!

iso-cut

When you are in isolation and need a haircut.

I'm locked up in the house due to 'Rona, think I'll need to get the misses to give me an iso-cut

cut high

an adjective used by ppl describing someone/something who is tuff

those shoes r cut high asl

cutting it up on glenoaks

Swerving through traffic with your pitats beamer

"ay apeh are we cutting it up on glenoaks today?" Gago Kapikyan

emotionally cut

looking at pictures, websites or shows that purposively make you miss a person and/or thing, often making you feel forever alone.

Friend: Want to go out tonight and meet guys?
You: I'd rather stay home, emotionally cut and watch Say Yes to the Dress while look at puppies online.