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Weed day is a day that comes once a year on April 20th (4/20). It is better than weed time as weed time only occurs at 4:20 and 4/20 lasts a whole 24 hours. It is also Hitler's birthday and marks the anniversary of the columbine massacre.
Person 1: BRO are you excited for weed day tomorrow?
Person 2: YEAH DUDE IT ONLY COMES ONCE A YEAR AND I AM GONNA SMONK ALL DAY!
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A day all about Dione Mohammed’s arse because it’s super flat
“Why’d you smack Diones arse!”
“It’s pancake day!!”
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April 19th: Chayton day.
it’s the day where every person named Chayton Reel reigns king for an entire day
Chayton Day is the coolest day
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“Confess” is a day where you get to express yourself to others and yourself with honesty. Confess your truth’s! Confess anything to anyone you’ve been hiding from. When is “confess day?” October 16th! Or any other day.
It’s time to confess my crush to Lillian.
“It’s confession day! Tell me one of your secrets, and I’ll do the same.”
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The middle of a work week (Tuesday-Thursday); used in the context of having some rum to help climb a proverbial hill to get through a tough week.
Today is rump day! Shake me up a mojito!
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A replacement to the term "The Good Ole' Days," "Applebutter Days" refers to a time when things were better/easier/happier.
This is derived from a reference to the days when it was fun and socially acceptable to sit around the cafeteria table and discuss various alternate meanings for the term applebutter.
"Hey, remember that time you got so drunk you couldn't see?"
"Yeah, we used to do that stuff all the time. Those were the applebutter days."
"Back in the applebutter days, cartoons didn't have to be politically correct."
"I don't want to go to work today. I want to go back to the applebutter days of college."
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The day where you start to see how big of a gentleman ya father really is.What?Your father doesn't just say "You don't bring me anything" like he does for me every year?Wow,you guys must be having a bad time whenever June comes over.At least it's still March :) but then there's mother's day.Come on guys,go prepare!
Friend:So I bought USA's strongest tank,some deodorant that is guaranteed to get my stepdad all them girls,and some new manly ass shoes that will ironically make other shoes dirty instead of themselves when being stepped on.All that for June 21st.
Me:Duuuuuude,chill.Father's day is just a day.That's way too much stuff to buy for a day.Plus,your mom was out of her damn mind when she decided to marry that selfish idiot.
Friend:You talkin' trash about my parents?Let's see what karma has to say about this.
Karma:Hey what's up guys it's biggie cheese.
Friend:Wrong line!
Me:Does this happen every single year?Anyway,in father's day,my father be like: "You don't have to bring me anything." It just really frustrates me! *Proceeds to talk some nonsense for the next ten minutes*
Friend:I have been successfully convinced to hate father's day now.
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