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National fuck your shortest friend day
You: hey Jenny it is December 10
Jenny: meet in the parking lot
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November 5th is now National "Wear black day"
Everyone has to wear black!
"why is everyone wearing black today?"
Oh! Haven't you heard? It's December 5th!"
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The day where NO ONE can call you shit
Steve: Hey it's December 3rd do you know what that means
John: yeah the day no one can call you shit
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Henry: Do you know what day it is tomorrow?
Thor: December 3?
Henry: No! Its national masturbation day!
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December 5 is national hook up with your ex day so kiss your ex.
Jimmy “It’s December 5”
Derek “oh no now i have to kiss jessica”
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It’s make your crush kiss you day! Even though he/she might have a boy/girl friend you don’t have to care! Cause it’s kiss your crush day!
“Hey (your crushes name) have to kiss me.”
“No,”
“Well too bad! you have to! Its December 10!
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