when a big boobed whore steals your chocalate muffin when you told the bitch not to touch it and you leave to work and come home and its gone and she is no where to be found
when i see the bitch that did the dirty tiffany im going to punch her big ass titty
129π 48π
A unique tequila shot. Rather than licking the salt, taking the shot, and biting the lime... One instead snorts the salt, takes the shot, then squirts the lime into their eye. The same effect is achieved, but it is much more entertaining to those around you!
Holy shit dude, did you hear that Jake had a Dirty Randy two nights in a row? The guys at the bar thought he was fucking insane!!!
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Dirty Lexi, That bitch can suck like a shop vac but will not swallow
67π 24π
The art of snapping a dudes dick during intercourse.
we were having sex doggy style and he missed his mark causing a dirty crystal.
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When youβre a good friend and an even better lover but youβre quick to break someoneβs face if they cross you.
Weβre cool and all, but if he talks shit behind my back again Iβm gonna turn into a whole Dirty Jason.
32π 8π
The act of scratching another person's genitalia, immediately forcing them to smell your hand.
My dad locked me in the garage and gave me the nastiest Dirty Bruce E.V.E.R!
31π 8π
thoughts about sex or sexual encounters
I'm having dirty thoughts about head.
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