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A fat anus is something only hot girls have
Jim:Ur girl is dumb
Bob:Ur mom has a Fat anus
Chloe: my undies don’t fit
Rae: it’s because you have a fat vagene
The white, bitter layer under the orange rind, that likes to cling to the flesh of the orange like fat to a steak. Also known as the pericarp.
Guy 1, "Dude! What are you doing to that orange?"
Guy 2, "I'm trying to scrape all the orange fat off."
Guy 1. "Dude, just eat it."
Guy 2, "I can't. It scares me..."
The extra five pounds that the camera adds to photographs.
Robin picks up Brittany's graduation picture and says "Wow! You look like you were a little chunkier back then. When did you lose weight?"
"I think it was my outfit and uh well, you know - camera fat."
The most badass footballer ever exist it said if a attacker meets a defender it game over for attacker
Person 1:Oh no it fat defender
Person 2:shoots
Person 3:saves by flabes
Fat guy with a mullet that has a unique skill of running at animal speed when you take his hat.
His hat had to to get surgically removed while his parents were fishing at 12 at midnight.
Random: "Oi you I'll pay you 5 bucks if you take fat zacky's hat"
Random 2:"Nah bro that guy is an animal if you mess with his hat"
Random:"FIne here, grab my bag I'll show you how it's done..." 10 seconds later
Fat zacky:"Oiii you fucking dog Give me, my fucking hat"
Random 2:"I can't believe he actually took that fat cunt's hat"
Big fat raindrops, raining hard
You: brooo there’s some fat drops outside
Friend:Bro you’re so right