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The definition of what is acceptable protocol when using Facebook, specifically whether or not it is acceptable to ask someone out through this forum or if that would be perceived as stalking and creepy. This relates to someone you have not yet met properly.
Facebook Etiquette: hypothetical situation as follows: guy meets girl but has minimal opportunity to communicate since the meeting point thus far has been in a loud bar, albeit a top, top place! Girl has a particularly gorgeous smile! Guy takes matters into his own hands and plans a surprise delivery of flowers and a package to said bar during a charity event (is this poor timing?) Guy & girl become FB friends. Is it then acceptable protocol to pursue further contact via FB or should they wait until the next chance encounter at the noisy bar?
Consensus is: Nothing ventured, nothing gained, & Life is too short. ***This is contingent upon girl not being easily offended & a tad on the adventurous side.
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When someone is on the computer and they go back and forth from other sites to facebook to check if they have mail.
Yo, why do you keep goin to facebook? You must have that facebook itch son.
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an irresistible and urgent desire to consult your facebook account straightaway.
David: what's wrong with Sarah, she left without telling us.
Emma: gues she's surfing!
David: emmm, guess she's a "Facebook Itch".
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Someone who refuses to sign up for their own facebook account saying facebook is stupid, yet regularly uses their significant others account to stalk and/or creep other facebook accounts.
Dude, stop facebook kurting me from your girlfriends account, its weird.
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When you receive a friend request that you do not want to accept nor deny so they just stay in your friend request notification tab.
My mom is trying to add me on Facebook but I'm just leaving her in Facebook purgatory.
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The act of removing friends in facebook, down to the people you actually make some form of contact with.
Who the hell is (Random name here), time for some Facebook pruning.
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(A.k.a. Social media feminist.)
A person, generally a male, who pretends or acts like a feminist or an advocate for women's rights but is actually just trying to get laid or make themselves look good. See also white knight - white knighting.
Also sometimes can be used to describe someone who pretends to be a good person on social media when they aren't. But generally still applies to guys who are douchebags to women.
Person 1: "Did you see so and so post about the me too movement? What a fucking Facebook-feminist he tried to fuck my 15 year old sister at some party last year. That creep! I should beat his ass."
Person 2: "That's pretty yikesy dude. Smdh."
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