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The accomplishment that comes with masturbating in many locations and positions
My wife left for her family trip so I took up free range masturbation around the house.
(adj.) Describes a self-imposed lifestyle or prescribed treatment where someone attempts to get through his entire day and night without giving or partaking of any ass. Usually fails miserably unless one is a hermit, since in populated areas there are so many round plump juicy posteriors around that are seemingly just begging to be pinched or humped.
Store owner, to male customer in the toilet-tissue aisle: Please don't squeeze the Charmin, sir.
Recovering skirt-chaser: Look, buster --- cut the poor horny guy some slack, willya?! My doctor told me to go completely gluteun-free in an attempt to cure me of feeling up the ladies, and I've gone three days without any ass, so I need to do something to semi-slake my consumptive cravings!
What da lecherous ex-Prez Willie C. managed to do **twice over** in the Monica Blewinsky case --- first, he was able to delightedly "get off" from Miss L's huge luscious smoochy lips' lovingly pleasuring his crooked wiener. And then when said sordid tryst "came back to haunt him" with a Congressional trial, he was able to "get off" without punishment, even though he obviously had done everything he'd been accused of. He was even able to keep his marriage intact.
I as a "common citizen" can get jailed for merely stealing a pack of gum, yet Bill Clinton didn't even get a slap on da wrist for majorly dallying with his intern (and who knows how many other women during his lifetime!), and he was a married man, to boot --- he could totally get off scot-free merely because he was da President at da time! What kind of convoluted nonsense --- not to mention an awful role-model for our nation's raging-hormones-steeped youth --- is THAT???
andrea free fire is a smart person and very strongwilling also the wife of mr bagas satria rahadi slamet
"She's so Andrea free fire!"
"i know right!"
a person who takes part in a resistance movement against the oppressive establishment that is Sugary Soft Drinks, with particular relation to full sugar Redbull.
Me ordering a drink at a bar: can I please get a sugar free Red Bull
Bartender: oh right on man, good to see another sugar free-dom fighter around
Me: *raises fist in air as a sign of solidarity.
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When you go outside and see a dog that's not leashed.
Bad owners and their free range dogs.
When you're taking a piss in public and someone walks by, you don't stop pissing and yell "free willy society"
Person 1: *pissing in a bush*
Person 2: bro why are you pissing in public
Person 1: FREE WILLY SOCIETY!