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Patty cake with no hands refers to the act of shaking ones ass in such a way that the cheeks slap against each other creating a smacking sound.
"Patty cake, patty cake with no hands. Got me in this club making wedding plans."
"That was really stupid and lacking in taste Jason."
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"Shit in a hand bag" is an expression used when something unexpected happens.
Much like finding a turd inside of a pocketbook this event is of a great surprise to you.
"Shit in a hand bag! I've lost my keys again!!! Shit in a hand bag!"
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The act of sarcastically doing jazz hands to show your lack of excitement about something. Usually used when someone is trying to show off about something that really isn't that sweet.
Guy 1: I made out with a Brazilian girl on the dance floor last night
Guy 2: waving jazz hands That's sick bro
Guy 1: I just got a brand new pair of New Balances!
Guy 2: Jazz hands bro
A task that takes 30 seconds to complete; usually pleasureful.
Homie#1: Hey bro, wanna Pasz?
Homie#2: Sorry bro i can't, i'm performing a right hand mike.
Homie#1: Yoyo, sorry bruh, you can fosho do that and I guess I will come back in 30 seconds!
Homie#2: Yessir! Come back to see the afterman of my right hand mike!
Homie#1: Aight, can't wait my main man!!
to urinate
Yo bro, keep your eye on my shit, I gotta go shake hands with Wally.
The action in which someone shit's in a crisp packet and throws it at their enemies. Preferably done by hobo's.
"Duck and cover! Eddie nit just shit in a crisp packet. There's a hobo's hand grenade incoming!"