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To lose one’s manhood when entering between a females knees who is nothing more than a good time sally, or for the embryo of egg fertilization not to survive more than a week after creation because the womb of the woman is not fit to bare children.
Graveyard legs defined:
Her: I really want to try to a child.
Me: (knowing she’s had 3 miscarriages and 2 abortions) alright graveyard knees, let’s get passt dinner, and we’ll talk about it.
Looking for forgiveness when you don’t really care that much
Boy 1-“I shouldn’t have come here my mom said no”
Boy 2-“it’s fine! Just run back and put your tail between your legs when you get there”
Boy 1-“safe my drilla sound bruv”
Tall young woman with long legs that can wrap around any man ;)
"I didn't have to worry about holding her up her spider legs wrapped around me worked just fine "
When one is on house arrest and has to wear an ankle monitor.
Yo, Courty got released from jail but he's on leg ban.
It is the action of pulling your hamstring
Oh no I’ve pulled my leg while playing hockey!
Used when referring to a relationship, to describe a lack of any commitment to the relationship. It is meant to conjure an image of one using one's partner as mostly something to prop a leg up on in bed.
"Dude! You and Sandy getting serious? When's the wedding?"
"Nah, it ain't like that. Just needed to prop a leg."
Like old man strength, milf legs are only achievable at a certain age. Milf legs are smoking hot appendages that can be found attached to a milf. Not every woman can achieve this form, as milf legs are a result of a combination of genetics, presentation, and careful use during a woman’s younger years. They are usually shaven, properly moisturized, and have this aged glow that gives them their unique look. The calves and thighs must be relatively medium sized, toned, rounded and supple, and not overly large or muscular. A milf is usually aware of her milf legs, and accentuates their appearance by wearing clothing that will attract attention to them. She will also wear stilettos, and cross her legs whenever possible. Milf legs are a sight for sore eyes, you will know when you see one.
Dude, I know Becky is my girlfriend, but I just can’t stop thinking about her mom’s perfect set of milf legs