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Graveyard Legs

To lose one’s manhood when entering between a females knees who is nothing more than a good time sally, or for the embryo of egg fertilization not to survive more than a week after creation because the womb of the woman is not fit to bare children.

Graveyard legs defined:
Her: I really want to try to a child.
Me: (knowing she’s had 3 miscarriages and 2 abortions) alright graveyard knees, let’s get passt dinner, and we’ll talk about it.

by Grimsteezy November 4, 2022


Put your tail between your legs

Looking for forgiveness when you don’t really care that much

Boy 1-“I shouldn’t have come here my mom said no”

Boy 2-“it’s fine! Just run back and put your tail between your legs when you get there”

Boy 1-“safe my drilla sound bruv”

by Hdhsusooxd Heha537828/!:!: May 27, 2019


Spider Legs

Tall young woman with long legs that can wrap around any man ;)

"I didn't have to worry about holding her up her spider legs wrapped around me worked just fine "

by blackwidow April 4, 2016


leg ban

When one is on house arrest and has to wear an ankle monitor.

Yo, Courty got released from jail but he's on leg ban.

by Orev March 28, 2018


leg-request tug

Refers to da gentle "urging nudges" dat you give da thigh of a snuggly chick who's lovingly spooning you in bed wif her arm around you; it involves reaching back and softly curing your fingers around behind her upper thigh and then giving a couple of small squeezes with your fingertips to mean, "Can I have your leg, too?" Da cutie then obligingly swings her juicy leg forwards and drapes it over your upper legs so dat you can savoringly caress her soft warm ample thigh, massage her smooth rounded calf, and/or cradle her plump rubbery toes in yer fingers.

Tiffany usually remembers dat I love having her put both her arm and leg over me when we take a nap together, but anytime she forgets, a simple leg-request tug is all I need to do to immediately be rewarded wif a soft warm plump lower-extremity dreamily embracing me, as well.

by QuacksO August 6, 2019


Slappin’ Legs

A formerly popular Southern euphemism for sex. (verb)

Everybody knows that those two have been slappin’ legs.” -My Grandmother

by kinkytwinky June 25, 2018


humanoid-anti-legs-pee.

pee

humanoid-anti-legs-pee. poop on the sink xdxdd

by banananannanan1 May 24, 2021