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When a guy gets his balls gargled underwater in a hot tub.
Girl 1: Did you go over to Tommy’s last night, I heard he has a jacuzzi?
Girl 2: Yeah, I totally gave him an aquatic mouth dance
Mouth Oatmeal is raw oatmeal with saliva substituting for the water/milk you’d mix it with.
“Yo Dave we got any water? I wanna eat this oatmeal.”
“Nah, we gotta eat mouth oatmeal”
someone who is only used for sexual gratification, physical affection, or otherwise used without prospect of a relationship.
Girl 1: "He really wants me, and i like him a lot!!"
Girl 2: "You know he only sees you as a warm mouth, right?"
when you get hit in the face so hard that it knocks you back a couple feet.
guy: so i heard you got into a fight last night
friend: yeah, i gave this guy the worst mouth plow ever! it was hilarious.
It’s when your mouth tastes like a transient just took a dump right square in the middle of your mouth.
Man, I woke up this morning with Seattle mouth!
A phrase playing on the term "mouse droppings" which indicates your words have the value of rodent shit.
My Facebook friend went deposited his MOUTH DROPPINGS on Covid-19.
To have your mouth literally destroyed by hours of oral sex
Joey’s mom usually is bow legged on Saturday afternoon but this weekend she was bow mouthed