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You shall send a dick pic to your homie without question. If not, your weiner shall be stolen by glorpinjeff, master of pickle tickling, in the middle of the night
Me: Hey dude lemme see that weiner!
You: Oh ya! I forgot. It’s March 7th! Here you go!
The day of reckoning, all flops were rumoured to be banned of the fyp but they prevailed.
March 7th is now remembered as national flop day.
Oh my golly gosh, it's March 7th, the day the flops survived the reckoning of the guidelines.
National kiss a Nic day specifically a Nic who likes anime and gets no bitches. Usually supposed to be everyday but today is special. Regardless of Gender male, female, some bitches its the day to kiss a Nic. No excuses show the love because like mentioned before he gets no bitches and has no social skills leading to him being a loner who is deprived of affection.
"WHY DID YOU KISS HIM"
"Its Nic and its March 7th"
"Understandable have a great day"
The most funny and kind people are born on march 7th, also you parents had sex in June.
Oh look! it march 7th, happy birthday!
The day of March 8. If you are born today then you are an absolute legend. No matter how hard people try you will one shot them like 1 punch man.
Them:when's your birthday?
Me:March 8
Them:Umm FBI?
A day to hug all your teacher for all the amazing work they do for you. If you hate the teacher just slap them though they probably deserve it
National hug your teacher day March 8