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Separating the vagina lips and taking a shat whilst the female is on her period (then possible sexual intercourse) makes an Alabama 'Roll Tide Hot Pocket'
I was gonna Alabama Hot Pocket her but aunt Flo said alabama ROLL TIDE hot pocket!!
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your girl when she sees anyone who plays valorant walking down the street
p1 - yo does that guy have a jett hoodie?
p2 - holy shit that is omg im wetter than an otter's pocket
p1 - babe wtf if u wanted me to play valorant you could have asked
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to generally be a tight ass mofo who would never share his biscuits with u or such items.
Scott: Can i have a biscuit please??
Philippe: No, i bought these biscuits. They're mine!!!
Scott: U tight mofo, i bet u can peel an orange in your pockets!!
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The sequel to the ever popular Alabama hot pocket!!!!!!
Even better than the first one.
To begin this dangerous maneuver begin as you ususally would, however this hot pocket has extra filling! FILLING!!! because its the girls time of the month. If you have crabs just think of it as seafood filling. gonorrhea may result in extra cheese, and for that extra crunchy texture leave your shat log in the sun for an hour.
Mike: Hey Michelle you wanna alabama hot pocket?
Michelle: nah that "shit" is old news...
Mike: What about the sequel?
Michelle: Sequel?
Mike: Yeah the alabama hot pocket 2
Michelle: OH BOY!!!!!!SHAT IN ME!!!!!!!!!
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when you shit in her vagina, have intercourse, then poke her in between the eyes leaving a hindu dot
i gave her a new delhi hot pocket for lunch
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Taking a dump inside of a girl's mouth. Then shooting a load inside of her nose. Finally, you punch her in the nose. This way the "strawberries & cream" flows down into the maw filled with the hot pocket.
He finally found himself a freaky enough girl to allow a Strawberry & Cream Hot Pocket done to her. It left her with a bloody nose and a bad taste in her mouth.
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your testicals are in your pocket
I have a pocket full of rocks and it feels so good.
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