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Sam is the most sweet, love filled person you will ever meet. He will try to understand what you feel and thinks about every message he sends. It’s worth it to get to know him, it’s like entering a huge valley of brightly coloured flowers with each little thing lighting so uniquely. Sure, it requires some patience to wait for a response and it’s hard to wait for someone who struggles with identity, but in the end every hardship is worth it. The love he gives back is raw and loyal, every little statement won’t fail to cheer you up.
He’s the funniest you’ll meet, everytime you talk to the real him you’ll be laughing and smiling. Sam is perfect.
“Who’s the person you love again?”
“Obviously…it’s Sam.”
This guy is really autistic but he has a massive penis. He loves a bit of supercoach and maccas sweet n sour sauce. Pretty bad at basketball but its ok because everyone loves him.
See that guy over there?
Ye, what about him?
That's Sam, he has a massive penis
sam a short asian kid who likes kids younger than him he also really likes mayo,hot sause and penutbutter sammich
he also rarely washes his clothes
oof he smells like a sam must be his lunch
or sam why do you like younger people
Sam a person who will someday give head to spencer shelton because of his great hair. She will never give head to anyone else but spencer and when she does he loves it.
I want SAM to go down like she does with spencer
A large boy with unparalleled confidence and a buttcrack that hasn't seen soap since his mother stopped giving him baths. Sam has dirty fingernails and wears deodorant only on occasion. One must admire the unwavering self-love this man has considering his hygiene, mediocre intelligence, and disdain for women. Much like a cockroach, Sam survives this harsh world by living off the crumbs of other people's work and contributing nothing of value to the universe. This man is so pathetic that any relationship he has ever had or will ever have is maintained only by the pity of the other individual. This includes his parents.
Professor: You will all be assigned to the same lab partners for the rest of the semester. Marcus, you will be with Sam.
Marcus: 'jumps out window'
1:“Have you met sam?”
2: “yeah, he’s a little bitch boy”
1: “I know right!”