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An american concoction in which a sandwich is created consisting of Peanut Butter, Jelly, and Bread, in little time, yet full of awsomness
Dude1 : If the zombie apocalypse started right now, what would you bring with you?
Dude2 : Idk...(thinking)... oh yeah, the peanut butter and jelly and lots of bread
Dude1 : F**k yeah! Peanut Butter and Jelly Sandwich's for life!
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When a woman is on her period and doesn't do a good enough job wiping after taking a shit, blood and crap are stuck in the butt crack and are therefore called a peanut butter jelly sandwich.
My girlfriend Teresa is so gross. She never washed away that nasty peanut butter jelly sandwich forming in her ass crack.
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WHILE HAVING ANAL SEX WITH A HUMAN YOU REMOVE YOUR PENIS IN AN EXTREME FASHION WHICH CAUSES THE SAID HUMAN TO SHIT THEMSLEVES. YOU WERE PREPARED AND YOU HAVE TWO SLICES OF BREAD.....ONE WITH JELLEY ON IT. YOU CATCH THE SHIT ON THE OTHER SLICE OF BREAD....SLAP THEM TOGETHER....THROW THEM IN A BAGGIE AND GET BACK TO BUSINESS.
THAT SUCKS THAT MY DAD ATE MY LEFTOVER PB AND J SANDWICH.
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When two girls are interested in each other and want to touch boxes scissor kick style, but want to be discrete about it. AKA calling it Meeting at the Y for a fish sandwich.
Girl #1: Man you smell so good I bet you could really go for a fish sandwich right about now.
Girl #2: Let's meet at the Y for a fish sandwich.
Girl #1: Agreed I have been craving fish all day and you smell delicious too.
Girl #2: Agreed.
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An adjective describing a hot and georgeous female!
Ricky:
Hey Jessie!
Jessie:
What Ricky?
Ricky:
Man I saw this bad as brazilian girl
at the mall yesterday!
Jessie:
Oh yeah she was looking that good?
Ricky:
Oh yeah she was looking like a bacon egg and cheese sandwich
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Funny to use as an Interjection. Combination of a Blowjob a Nostril and a Sandwich
Joe: *stubs toe*
Bill: Are you ok?
Joe: Fuckin Blowjob Nostril Sandwich
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Used by us males as an effective counter to those whining cumdumpsters complaining about every single shit that happens to them by asking them to make us a sandwich. There is currently no known counter to this godly phrase as those pea-brained pastry chefs can't think of any and have no choice but to obey.
Whining whore: But it's your turn to make me a sandwich tod-
Man: Shut up and go make me a sandwich bitch!
Whining whore: Yes master!
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