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The event of three or more men stood in a small group doing nothing useful.
Also see Man Tangle.
A shop manager sees three of his staff talking, and generally being completely useless and asks for them to split up. "Gentlemen, we seem to have formed a man jumble, could you please disperse?"
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Urethral sex between two men.
"Lets do the man bridge."
"What's that?"
"Let me shove my cock in your dick hole."
"OK, ...AAAAAAAHHHHHA!"
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A man who comes from another planet; unlike Mars where most men come from and Venus where most women come from. These men don't subscribe to the typical man/woman dynamics in relationships and have unique belief systems and behavior practices regarding women and the courting relationship. In addition, they tend to not follow proven practices that work in any form regarding females, business or life in general and pave their own way. Most of the time, they cause a decent amount of chaos in the process of working towards a goal but inevitably reach the end goal successfully. They carve their own path in life and confuse everyone in the process causing many to adopt excessive drinking habits to cope with the confusion. These men do it the hard way, but their own way.
"Why is he making things so difficult? Oh, he must be a plutonian man!"
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A term describing a woman who DOES NOT do the things that drive men crazy. She doesn't do things like:
take 3 hours to get ready
always guilts you into buying jewelry
make you dance
doesnt let you hang out with your
friends
etc.
Anna is really man friendly. It only took her 35 seconds to get ready before we left!
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Someone who always agrees with authority and does what he's told.
I've worked here longer, but Jim he got promoted because he's a brown-nosing yes man.
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1. Stage name of Joseph Carey Merrick (1862-90), a man afflicted with two diseases, neurofibromatosis I and Proteus Syndrome, which made his body puff out into a series of tumours that deformed his face, head and one side of his lower body. (Often incorrectly thought to have had elephantiasis). Lived as a circus freak for some time before attracting the attention of British higher society. Died in a tragic attempt to sleep flat on his back at the age of 27; his massive head dislocated his neck. The subject of a biopic in 1980, directed by David Lynch.
2. Any social pariah, anyone seen as monstrous.
The Elephant Man's skeleton has been removed from public view.
After the incident with Hannah's microwave oven, she sees me as an Elephant Man.
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"Man-kini" is a term used to describe a pair of short, tight swimming trunks worn by men. It is a combination of the words "Man" and "Bikini". One could argue that because men don't normally wear a top piece with their underwear that "Man-kini" is a misnomer.
The style of bathing suit in question is more commonly refered as a "speedo". "Man-kini" is generally used as a deragotive label, implying the man in question is effeminate.
"Look at the dandy over there in the man-kini."
"I can't stand watching professional male body building; they all wear those slingshot sized man-kinis."
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