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Amazing City, unless you live there. HAH!
Someone walks up to me on the street, and says to me "Isnt New York City just the most amazing place ever?" I say "Im guessing you dont live here."
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"kansas city hustle" is when somebody delays doing something knowing that someone else will do it instead, BUT at the last second, acts like they were in the process of doing it, ultimately getting out of doing said act.
Baby: WAH!! WAH!!!
Dad: ** glancing at wife out of the corner of his eye**
Mom: ** gets up to get the baby **
Dad: ** starts leaning forward and 'just notices' mom is already getting up to take care of the baby, perfectly executing the kansas city hustle ** "OH...you...you got it then? I was going to, but...if you got it, go ahead..."
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"Strangers"'s Balki Bartokomous most famous phrase. A deformed form of "get out of town!" or "jump back".
- You heard that Kate was caught giving Mick a blowjob behing school?
- no way! Get out of the city!
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A heavily restrictive trashy forum, based in and operated from Pyongyang, North Korea. Mods live in Pyongyang, the administrator is a relative of Kim Il-Sung. Forum operates under the laws of the Juche philosophy, the Kim dynasty, and the laws of North Korea. They ban anyone at their discretion for posting something they don't like, and to no surprise as North Korea is a totalitarian dictatorship with zero freedom of speech.
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Thread deleted. Reason; redundant. Actually, Violation of the laws of the DPRK, Disrespect against the DPRK.
You have been banned for the following reason.
Trolling. Actually, Violation of our laws - Treason against the DPRK and the Juche/Kim dynasty.
Date the ban will be lifted; Never.
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A specail type of oral sex when the blowee's penis is covered with BBQ sauce.
Guy 1: Last night, I got a Kansas City Special!
Guy 2: What kind of BBQ sauce did she use?
Guy 1: Spicy, cuz she is a Jackson County freak!
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A person throwing up. The word yam means to vomit, thus being the mayor of vomit city is one that is throwing up.
"dude, that last shot put me over the edge. I'm about to be the mayor of yam city."
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A liberal whose views have been shaped by life in a liberal leaning city, and as a result, has become stubborn, biased, and prone to making assumptions about society that aren't necessarily true.
After Dave went to art school in New York City, he became a Big City Liberal and is unable to think for himself.
"Stuffwhitepeoplelike.com" is a website that is more or less about "Big City Liberals".
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