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In its most literal form, any member of the wrench family featuring a screw-adjustable aperture, allowing one wrench to fit any sized nut or bolt. While not the ideal tool for the job, the mexican speed wrench is the fastest.
Is that bolt there a 15mm or 16mm? Ah, fuck it. Hand me the mexican speed wrench.
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Mexican butt-worms are what you pick up in mexico after eating from a taco cart or tamale stand that is less than sanitary. They are also different from other butt-worms because they wear sombreros.
Did you hear about Steve's trip to Tijuana? He got a bad case of the mexican butt-worms after eating at a filthy taco stand.
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Horrible diarrhea, usually measured in days or weeks. See also: Two-Day Mexican Road Trip.
1. I'm not sure what I ate on Friday, but I've been on a Two-Day Mexican Road Trip since.
2. I enjoyed lunch - thank you so much. Now, if you will excuse me, I must begin my Mexican Road Trip.
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A suxual act where the male puts his balls into the female's vagina.
Hey Baby, I am in the mood for some Mexican Take Out. He put his "beans" in her "box".
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The process of eating a large amount of extremely spicy food, then proceeding to lick your partner's rectum.
Partner No. 1 - *eats hot peppers and wasabi* *licks partner's ass*
Partner No. 2 - OW! HOLY SH**! What'd you do?!
Partner No. 1 - I just Mexican Tongue Torched you.
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"Dude, I went to Hyannis last week and there was so many Sea Mexicans no one was speaking English."
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when three or more people sit on each others laps and evacuate their bowels at the same time.
One, Jesus this line for the ladies room sure is long.
Two, it sure is, if it takes any longer we could just go to the lobby and make a Mexican totem pole.