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A big butt who never shares and someone your mom should have never married
My dad has never shared anything in his life.
me:hi dad
dad:ima go get some milk
me:but dad we already have 8 jugs of milk
dad: ``walks out house''
Don't pay child support
Dad come home with the milk please I use water in my cereal.
Someone who leaves you at age 5
Dad told me hed buy a pack of cigars. Thats was 6 years ago. Did he get into a car crash?
Acronym for "Day After Drinking Shits". Typically occurs after a late night bender. Consistency of pancake batter. Also known as "beer shits". Not enjoyable, but necessary for relieving a hangover.
"Ugh I feel like shit"
"Go take your DADS, you'll feel better"
A person or father figure who went to get milk but didn't come back
My dad is in florida