The ekitten snatcher / Walking W
You: Yo wheres my ekitten at dawg?
Your friend: I see Ethan w/ ur ekitten right now!
Ethan , the best person to exist . Will go to any length to bring a smile to anyone’s face . 😇😎😇💞😇❤️ 🔥
Has the juciest Capri suns in the fridge 👍🏻.
You see him walk into a room and burst into aware
“Is that a angel to walk into the room ?”
“ no it’s just Ethan “
Ethan’s a big fat bitch (bfb) who stomps around with his big feet
Boy: are we having an earthquake
Me: no that’s just Ethan coming down the stairs
The type of friend that seems straight but is very gay. Do not get into the same bed as a Ethan.
Hi Ethan how are you. Sup n*****
He's an amazing person who will make you laugh. Ethan is absolutely fantastic, he's the type many will like and he'll like them back. Doesn't like someone more than the other.
Make sure to hold onto him and not let go, don't screw up because you won't have a billion chances with him.
a short stinky kid who ONLY wears jeans also a cock guzzling maniac
jim- yo you know ethan?
nathan- yeah heard he is a cock guzzling maniac