Gang Rape

The misconception that this type of rape is "legal" is the joke in this definition.

Eugene: "Hehehe, I'm gonna go rape some pussy tonight ;)"
Ashton: "You retard, rape is illegal. Can't just go around announcing it like that!"
Eugene: "That's why I'm recruiting you to make it Gang Rape! There's more than 50% consent, so it's legal!"
Ashton: "Seems logical."

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Persian Rape

When you have to coerce a woman into sleeping with you. So she doesn't really want to at first. But then she's like okay, I'll do it.

Vince: I just had to coerce that woman into sleeping with me
Daniel: You persian raped her?

Vince: No, I persian raped her.
Daniel: That's what I said..

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Ear Rape

When you hear someone who is so damn annoying that the sound of their voice is worse than being penetrated in the ear.

Rosa: "HEY JONO! AJHKVHLIKVJBKDFJK!! I'M LOUDDDD!"

Jordan: "Wow that Rosa chick just ear raped me."

Steve: "Yea... me too"

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gender-rape

"The use of one's gender as a weapon or as an escape against another."

Generally, gender-rape implies some sort of allegation of sexual impropriety or sexual prejudice on the part of the accused, when in fact the accused is generally innocent. Therefore, gender-rape is a means of sexual prejudice, more frequently used by females against males, but not always so. Akin to reverse-sexual-discrimination but on a more passive-aggressive level, usually with ulterior motive.

Used as early as the mid 1980's by Robert W. Schellhaas, Phd MDiv

1) A woman wishes to shun a male who is showing appropriate attention to her. She fabricates an allegation of impropriety against him as a means of ridding herself of his presence.

2) An effeminate gay male or a male-transgendered falsely accuses a heterosexual male of prejudice, based upon the former's more female-gender identity-- generally either in a passive-aggressive parlay of getting-even, or in a power-play.

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sex-rape

This is when a man is having sex with his partner, she, all of sudden, resists in the middle of the sex and then the man, unwilling to withdraw from the sex, rapes her.

It is imprudent of men to sex-rape their wives.

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rape pig

A person who is gay, lazy, cross-eyed, and enjoys the company of children from the Tiwan culture, and must rape since no one will willingly have intercourse with them.

That fat rape pig made a mess and kissed a boy! or Hey rape pig! pick up your gay fetish mags!

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Rape Face

A rape face is when someone uses ">:(" in a facebook chat, creating what appears to be a smiley face if it were being raped.

That test totally raped me >:( rape face

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