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A song written from the point of view of a man who is in love with his friend, portraying his heartbreak, weakness, and wanting, he warns about the women who his beloved friend fell in love with, for he doesn’t want his friend to be hurt by her.
Person A: Hey do you have any recommendations for songs similar to jolene?
Person B: Yeah, “Her Sweet Kiss” is a nice one.
June the 25 is national kiss day
Which means you can Kiss anybody on that day
Omg I Kissed John om national kiss day June 25
every friday you get to kiss yo homie on da lips without saying no homo
kiss me
na dat gay
no it aint gay cuz its KISS HOMIE FRIDAYYYYY
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A perfectly good blowjob gone awry when someone decides to “try something new this time” by sticking an ear of corn up your ass.
Everything was going as smooth as usual last night, until someone got the bright idea to completely change everything. A real Iowa cock kiss...
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kiss off goodbye a more polite acceptable way to tell someone to fuck off and you never want to see them again
my girlfriend cheated on me I told her to kiss off goodbye
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November 12 is national kiss ur bf or gf day kiss them and tell them its national kiss day.
Hey babe it's national kiss day if u want it or not it's coming
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Possibly one of the greatest kiss ideas ever contrived. If one's boyfriend/girlfriend gets cold easily, and you happen to notice this while holding their hand during a romantic excursion, proceed to inquire whether they are cold. If the answer is yes, proceed to kissing them on the line of the jaw near their ear. Rinse and repeat as you kiss them on the cheek , jaw, and neck, all the while progressively getting closer to their lips. Kiss them with as much skill as you possess in a romantic way without going into full make-out mode. Once done, ask them "Sooo, are you cold now?". Congradulations, you've just executed the cutest kiss on the planet. All standard issue procedures such as a breath mint, good atmosphere, etc. still apply.
OMG! my boyfriend just did The "Are You Cold?" Kiss on me! it was soooooooooo cute. he's the most thoughtful boyfriend ever
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