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When your child finds animal feces in a public sandbox.
" I took my babies to the park yesterday and the youngest brought me a Western Brown Snake!"
A Turbo Snake is the genitalia of a man, most commonly known as a penis.
Turbo Snake is used when a gentleman wants to show his dominance to a female, often by showing her his massive schlong, this usually entices the female to mate with the man and allows him to show the true power of his Turbo Snake.
"Go on mate, get ya turbo snake out and show her what ya got!"
used when a person (typically male) does not like another person. Typically this person wants to snap someones neck. This person does not have many friends, they start a lot of fights. They usually seek attention from the opposing gender.
Rijad: "I am going to snap your neck, you snake faggy"
replying..
Jaxen: "Please"
To be snake like in the pretences of similartary to honerly, noble, or fancy, dirty, or sexual.
Zeen just ate a whole rat by himself in one bite, that's damn snakely!
Basically how Uncle Edward was born
His dad was a mexican trafficker, his mom was a lesbian, his dad got buttfucked by 10 monkeys in total while his mom was cucking him by riding a gorilla making him watch as her dad got him pregnant through his implanted vagina, and then 9 in the half months later: Uncle Edward was born as a Emo Femboy with titties.
My uncle was born through a wild dick snake!
The disease you get from smoking halfies on the ground, a term popularized in this context by beloved internet smoker Jacob Jones
“I’d love to smoke that ciggie on the ground over there but I don’t wanna get snake aids ykwis”
My girlfriend left me after seeing it.
Person 1: *vigorously beating it*
person 2: im breaking up with you
person 1: why
person 2: drake has a fatass cock and
you dont. (drake snake)
THE END