You will try anything to make that Extra Penny even though your latest venture won't stop your business from sinking and you from going broke.
I See the poor old dears that own the local post office and petrol station have started a takeaway out their side window. They're skinning a Turd as they won't get anymore customers....
Handling something that is both bad/unwanted and difficult
Even though no one apart from the client wants thinks it's a good idea to implement this, Dave will be handling that slippery turd.
Some one who is horrible on the inside (e.g. Personality) but good on the outside (e.g. Physical appearance)
Girl 1: "Brian is such a jerk"
Girl 2: "yeah he's a total Turd Burger "
Girl 3: "Yeah he has a mean personality but he's still pretty hot "
A person who is secretly in the closet (it’s okay we all support u) but everyone knows bc they are super yassified. Not to mention, they are also the ultimate turdhead so we include the turd in it.
Yusuf is yassified yaseefa turd and he knows it.
Another derogatory term for a homosexual male.
Justin Beiber's a right fuckin turd molestor.
European slang for anus or colon
Person 1: After I ate Mexican food last night my turd chunnel is on fire