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when you fart so fucking much you turd out a sour patch kid. If you are on this page you are stupid
guy 1:hey jimmy! there’s a sour patch kid in my shit! a sour turd! wanna eat it? jimmy: the fu-
When Your Black friend is black and takes a shit or diarrhea depending on what they ate.
THEODORE IS THAT A GREEN TURD ON MY FUCKING COUCH!!!
A poo you do when you are nervous. Usually occurs before a significant event such as before a job interview or your wedding day.
I did the biggest nerve turd just before I left to go to the wedding.
A movie in which the audience is oblivious to horrid writing because of how it looks graphically.
Bro 1: yo this movie is so good!!
Bro 2: nigga that movie was straight ass that shit was a polished turd the only thing good were the visuals
The royal family of turdsquash, the high rulers of the lands of turd and squash
you're such a fucking turd squash
A turd or piece of turd caught in a lock of hair typically an animal.
Aw shit the cat has another turd lock
When a very hot girl/woman drops a turd on your side of the bed then takes you to court.
Yeah hello? Police? Uh , I just got “ amber turded” I think it’s from my soon to be ex-wife!