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When you ejaculate in a water bottle and shake it up so it’s not visible. Then give it to a friend to drink.
LOL I just gave Callum a dirty water bottle
involves 3+ men
when you and your male acquaintances skeet on eachother for competitive pleasure
guy 1: yo me, jeff, robby, and ashber all had a water gun fight yesterday!! you should have seen how long jeff lasted.
guy 2: no waaay invite me next time!!
Shitting into a condom, tying it off and beating someone with it.
She pissed me off so much, I slapped her with a mexican water balloon while she was sleeping.
When someone has a mouthful of semen, spits out up into the air in an arc like a water fountain.
... aaaaaaaaand as a grand finale the prostitute pulled off a Tallahassee Water Fountain with perfect form.
When a individual who is high as shit goes on a journey to obtain water for there cotton tongue
Chris Rowe went on a African water run to sooth his dry mouth
Also known as Pabst Blue Ribbon or PBR. Possibly the most popular alcoholic beverage throughout every trailerpark and hole in the wall bar in America. Its cheap, tastes like carbonated urine, and will have you fathering bastard children and breakin your parole in no time. Also a popular choice beverage for scenesters, stupid college kids, and toothless biker whores.
PBR? Man, you've really lowered your standards to Redneck Holy Water?
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One of the many forms of "creepers", a faction of pedophiles. Regarded as the "creepiest" of creepers, they get thier name for being those awkward old men you avoid at public water parks and pools. The creep factor stems from their almost see-through bathing suite,unhumanly hairy body, coke bottle glasses, heavy breathing and the fact that they are at the kiddy pool but don't have children. Be aware to not make eye contact with them or accept candy from them. They are often seen wearing water shoes and driving 1983 Chevy Astros and if they ask you to help them find their non-existant lost puppy RUN!
"I went to the YMCA and lurching around the mushroom pool was this total Water Park Creep and he asked me to help him find his puppy."
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