That's what I do

An expression that means that you are a specialist in a specific domain.

Ex 1 : Thad Castle from Blue Mountain State : "Anyone who comes in my zone gets laid out, because thats what I do, I LAY PEOPLE OUT !"

Ex 2 : Thad Castle : "I beat drug test, that's what I do !"

Ex 3 : Bow Wow : Who scores de more chicks ? I mean... That's me ! That's what I Do !

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do what now?

A phrase that essentially means huh or "what did you say?".

Mainly used in southern states by young people with bad hearing.

Often shortened to "Do what?".

Person: "I need a large fries"
Person2: "Do what?"

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what had happened was

Phrase often heard at the beginning of a fictitious tale typically offered as an excuse for inappropriate, unprofessional or otherwise suspect behavior.

Tonisha: "Tyrone,lemme aks you a question...how come when I called you last night at 11PM you didn't pick up yo' phone!?"

Tyrone: "Oh, last night...last night...oh, what had happened was my grandmoms had called, talkin' bout she wet her bed again and I had to drive all da way out to Jersey to wash 'da sheets."

Tonisha: "So why didn't you pick up your phone?"

Tyrone: "Why you trippin? I just told you why. Damn!"

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what a catch donnie

the saddest song in existence

Me: *what a catch donnie comes on* ERMAGAWD NO!

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What's going on, eh?

Yet another line from that damn funny flash animation, End of the World. If you have not seen it do so.

And Canada's like, "What's going on, eh?"

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whats-his-face

a word used to define some poor bastard you cant whose name you either a) cannot remember or
b) would much rather belittle by calling them whats-his-face

also see whatsisname

Link: man, that whats-his-face is such a prick.

Mud: lets kill him

Link: shouldn't we find who he is first?

mud: why the crap would we do that?

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yeah. wait! what?

An increasingly used phrase that one utters while paying half-attention to a conversation, agreeing, then realizing that they possibly agreed to or missed out on something important which they are otherwise unprepared to handle or agree to.

Tony: *playing Temple Run*

Danny: Tony, I've been hiding my feelings for you for so long because I wasn't sure you felt the same. I've been in the closet for so long that this is really difficult for me. So here it goes: I'm gay and I love you. Always have. And want to be be with you always. Please tell me you feel the same?

Tony: Yeah. Wait! What? * drops phone as realization sets in*

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