200 pounds of bird shit

what you look like when you don't have a shirt on

HOLY SHIT! WHY AREN'T YOU WEARING A SHIRT?
it's in the washer i spilled some cereal on it
GO PUT A SHIRT ON, YOU LOOK LIKE 200 POUNDS OF BIRD SHIT!

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San Francisco Bird Feeder

To suck your own or another's cum out of a persons ass, then spit it into their mouth. Like a mother bird feeding her young.

Johnny begged Jacob to give him a San Francisco bird feeder last night.

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World's Most wanted Bird

Duolingo's green owl

World's most wanted bird: Если вам пришлось использовать гугл-переводчик, я иду за вами

Bird Call Beer Shoots

Making the sound of a bird call to inform other people about taking a beer shot with beer only.

“Prrrrrrr, hey Nicole, pour us some Burning Beard bird call beer shoots!”

55 Ford T-Bird

The original Thunderbird.

The 55 Ford T-Bird was the only T-Bird that was faster than a Corvette. The Corvette came out in 1953 with a SIX CYLINDER MOTOR! The 55 T-Bird cleaned the 'Vette's clock. The 55 T-Bird was probably the only reason GM engineer Zora Arkus Duntov got his wish of a V8 for the Chevrolet Corvette in 1956. The T-Bird never regained supremacy over the 'Vette.

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Full Bird Colonel

A person who has their red wings(engaging in oral sex on a female while she is menstruating,) white wings(an act in which once the male ejaculates into the introitus of the vagina is subsequently followed by cunnilingus,) and yellow wings(Cunniligus during urination.)

one step below wing commander
& 2 steps below rainbow warrior
Does not include black wings

I became a full bird colonel all in one night. After having sex with this chick that was ragging, I was eating her out and she laughed so hard she peed in my mouth.

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fly a giant bird

Literally, to do drugs

Comes from the video "The Wierd World of LSD (1967)"
http://tinyurl.com/392flv

"Dude, do you wanna fly a giant bird with me this weekend?"
"Hell yeah I do!"
"Man, we're gonna get so toked!"

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