duck your cock

When you planning on celebrating steak and blowjob day on March 14, but auto correct intervenes, again.

I want to put some shrimp on the barbie, find a hot Sheila, have some steaks and duck your cock. Damnit autocorrect I meant suck.

Me Duck

A term of endearment, a friendly greeting, used largely in the East Midlands, England.

Gender-neutral, as it goes.

Thanks me duck. morning me'duck. From a burger van...What would you like, me'duck?

daniel duck

a boy who’s on it from epsom and don’t take any BS from no one (rip trigz)

“yo, did u see that daniel duck kid he’s on it.!”

duck and truck

Where you duck down underneath someone and then thrust upwards into their anus using your head. Like a truck.-Alex Ennis

Im going to duck and truck ye first born

ducks crossed

If you have your Ducks in a row then you have complete composure and can make sure things run smoothly.
If your ducks are crossed, then you are mixing up details and making mistakes.

To confuse details of one thought with another.

Sorry about that, I had multiple requests up and got my ducks crossed.

Duck valls

Someone trying to accuse you of sucking balls. but I’m all reality they’re admitting they’re gay and want to suck your balls.

Jeramy: hey dude you duck valls
christy: LMAO come here and try it pretty boy
Jeramy:what?? I tried to say suck balls.

Christy: duck valls means you’re gay and want to suck MY balls tho

what the duck!

Used instead of the actual curse word to sound more appropriate
can be used in public

What the duck! Don't tell me you're serious

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