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donkey blasted

The maximum level of alcoholic consumption where any additional drinks do not increase your state of drunkenness. Usually taken place between the hours of 3:30am and 7:00am on weekends, it is most commonly achieved when in a new social setting post-drinking where the new environment does not permit you to stop.

"Man, I was at this after party the other night but since I was at the bar beforehand, I ended up getting donkey blasted."

Dale got so donkey blasted the other night after the show, he ended up drinking till 7am with us in his parent's basement.

by TurtleKnee May 1, 2017


Donkey Sunset

An event where an English teacher can use as a scape goat for his class

Just draw a Donkey sunset.

by DonkeySunset February 24, 2011


Donkey Neck Combover

When a she-male has overgrown pubes

Did you hear that jeremys mother has a donkey neck combover

by Bungus smoker June 12, 2022


Donkey neck combover

When a she-male has overgrown pubes

Did you hear that Jeremy’s mother has a donkey neck combover

by Bungus smoker June 12, 2022


walking the donkey

When you be running that dick down her ass like that; layin it down.

Ah yeah dog 🐕 I was walking the donkey with her last night.

by DankSpanker91 April 18, 2021


Donkey kegel

When your girl sneezes when you're inside her and she grips your penis like a gorilla grip on

kenjackson8958, donkey kegel

by Kenjackson September 15, 2022


donkey-orifice

What Bob Ebeling's superior told him not to be when he reported that the Space Shuttle Challenger had unsafe rocket-boosters.

I'd rather be called a donkey-orifice a million times than not speak out against a design-flaw that would likely cost the lives of seven astronauts.

by QuacksO March 5, 2019