Fart in the bath

Something self-generated or inflicted that is fundamentally disgusting but relished simultaneously.

Sis: Done reading Twilight.

Bro: What the hell man?

Sis: I know, it’s disgusting yet at the same time I couldn’t stop reading. It’s similar to that one time I had a fart in the bath, it was disgusting but at the same time splendid.

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Tent Fart

To fart under a blanket while keeping someone confined in the." Tent".

" Hey!" Said the little girl. " let me out! Your blanket smells like rotten eggs!

Then her big brother laughed and yelled out " ha ah you will reek the havoc of my Tent Fart!".

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Fart Punch

When someone drops a fart of such magnitude that you react as if you were physically punched in the face. Its like being assaulted by death.

I was in the elevator at work and i swear to god Jack delivered a Fart Punch to every one of us in there. I didnt here it coming but when it hit i cried like a little girl that just learned life has consequences.

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walkin farts

little popping farts while a person is walking, very common in old deaf people
aka popcorn farts

(pop,pop,pop)
Grandpa: GET DOWN! THE KRAUTS ARE SHOOTING!
Grandson: Nah, it's just Grandma & her walkin farts

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Fart flapper

The act of placing your nut sack over another's anus and letting your balls flap as they expel gas.

Nate come here. I want to do a fart flapper!

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fart train

To commence farting as you start walking down a hallway or passage - trying to make the fart last all the way to the end. Ensures a consistent unpleasant experience for any followers

Man! - I just followed the longest fart train ever - its was awful!

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lager fart

A fart that is alot smelier and possibly even painful due to the excessive consumption of lager/beer.

group of lads chilling post a night out, one farts
paul: urgh that's rotten, who farted
steve: sorry dude, lager fart
paul: fair enough

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