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Air (A-eer)
Something that goes in, out, and is behind you while you look at this definition.
"I'm behind you but you can't see, hear or feel me," said Air loudly
"This definition is probably just a dumb joke," said Oblivious Reader not hearing what Air said.
The process of booking travel with Canada's largest airline, recognizing that there is a 51.9% chance that you will be delayed, flight cancelled, or land in an airport that wasn't on your itinerary. You might also end up watching your baggage go on a world tour without you and being left on your front porch 2 months later without explanation, have your baggage removed from your flight because they need more space for cargo, be stranded in a city that you've never heard of without compensation or assistance, or end up in a middle seat in the last row of the plane after paying $500+ for business class.
We booked an Air Canada roulette to Toronto for Monday, but they took us to Moncton instead, left us overnight without explanation, and then flew us to Ottawa the next day. We're taking the train now - we should be in Toronto by Thursday.
When you finesse a female by staying in her house, thinking she in a relationship
Dreyo: Yo you movin down here to LA?
Marcus: Hell yeah i’m on my way now.
Dreyo: Where you staying? In the Mariott?
Marcus: Nah I got a Air BN-Baby waiting for me
Airing a spud is a sinful and wrong, it consists of the action of IGNORING a fist bump
Patrick: *holds out fist for fist bump*
Dennis: * sees this but purposefully ignores*
Patrick: DENNIS COME ON MAN WHAT THE HELL YOU CANT BE AIRING SPUDS LIKE THIS
The Artificial Air Assisted Flatulence is when air is pumped into ones ass and then released simulating a natural fart. Employing such method properly can catapult oneself into legend status if done properly.
Christopher was unsatisfied with his fart game so he deployed the Artificial Air Assisted Flatulence (A.A.A.F) method utilizing a rusty basketball pump in the garage. Christopher then rejoined Thanksgiving dinner, bare assed as the day he was born, and released a fart so long and loud he was forever nicknamed “The Exhaust”.
An Air Waldadash is one of the most dangerous creatures on this plane of existence. It can generate out of nowhere and unless you are underground, you cannot avoid these beasts.
The Air Waldadash can only be killed if you have a bottle of the space vacuum
The phenomenon that, no matter how good something is, if you mix it with something bad for long enough, you'll eventually associate it negatively.
Derived from how great air freshener smells in the store, but by the time you've used it to cover up 20 odd poops in the bathroom, you'll forever associate the smell with poop and will hate it.
Jane: Hey Laura, where are them fantastic shoes you bought a few months back?
Laura: Yeah they succumbed to the Bathroom Air Freshener Phenomenom. I wore them round Stu's house too many times. Now when I look at them they look sad and pathetic, so I dumped them when I dumped him.
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Her: Didn't you used to like Love Actually?
Him: Yeah but after watching The Walking Dead 3 seasons too long, I now can't look at Andrew Lincoln without hearing that goddam accent.