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The Old Fashioned Poop and Run

A term used to define the instance where a person has clogged the toilet, but chooses to remain anonymous and blame it on others.

Upon returning home from work, I found the toilet clogged. None of my roommates took the blame and had claimed it to be the Jerry which was not around to defend himself. Ergo, The Old Fashioned Poop and Run

by Seamus MacFarland O'Toole June 5, 2013


13 year old mug

A mug that has been around for 13 years, what do you expect?

Nice 13 year old mug you got

by The trend follower November 26, 2017


Old man hole-in-one

As you get older, you often find your ball sack hanging lower than in your younger years. When it gets long enough, you can attempt the old man hole-in-one. You tuck you soggy, stretched out beanbag between your legs and tuck it in to your asshole, all while stroking your engorged shaft.

That old fuck, Billy, hasn’t left his house in 3 days. I bet he’s in there giving himself the old man hole-in-one.

by Kung fu Jim September 26, 2020


alright you old cunt

A form of endearment in UK

Alright you old cunt, how’s it going

by speed7 September 10, 2020


Hundred year old dragon

A excuse often used by weebs who like lolis/shotas to hide the fact that they are a pedophile being attracted to a "grown up in a child's body", the same excuse also often comes with the "her/his mentality is old enough, she/he's legal" right after

weeb1: hey dude, you watched that anime called insert name here
weeb2: yeah, just because of the lolis (>///<)
weeb1: you do know that "loli" is actually a 9 year old anime girl right?
weeb2: she don't exist its completely legal to lewd a anime loli UwU, she's basically a hundred year old dragon or even Vampire!

by Mavolent February 8, 2021


edgy 9 years old

a kid that loves nazi

kid: omg nazi germany was so good

me: what a edgy 9 years old

by aedrdiediej February 10, 2021


Yea Old Sketchy Box.

The wooden crate in your head where all sketchy thoughts get flung to be dealt with at a later drug free date.

Wow that's weird... (I wonder if I'm slightly fried)

Yes indeed, it appears to be something for Yea Old Sketchy Box.

by Ma-nam-a-ray January 21, 2019