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Japanese phrase used to express an extreme difference in taste leading to a relationship breakdown.
One evening it all came to a head... I wanted to go to the theatre and he wanted to stay at home and watch humiliation porn so I said,
You say Bukkake and I say Kabuki, let’s call the whole thing off.
Always ready, always hard as steel. 100# performance guaranteed. Pop on demand
My cock on call is on, 100% of the time. Performance Guaranteed.
Better call saul is one of the best tv shows created and you should watch it but first watch breaking bad and el camino a breaking bad movie
Person 1: Hey have you watched Better call saul?
Person 2: No why?
Person 1: *stabs person 2 238 times*
The act of saying that people who lost a court case or is going to a court case should’ve/should call the best attorney at law, Saul Goodman
Person 1: Yo bro, did you hear that Johnathan Majors is probably going to loose the court case and now they are going to jail for 5 years if he looses?
Person 2: They better call Saul if he wants that to be reduced to 1 month of house arrest
The show that is better then Breaking Bad
Better call saul is better then Breaking Bad.
Something or someone that is so beautiful that it makes you feel far inferior to that thing or person to the point of being assaulted.
"This dress beat me up and called me ugly"
Nature's cat call. Those times life teases you with an allure, but nobody is there trying to fuck you. Oftentimes, you will have no idea where that sense of attraction is coming from, as if its the universe's invisible finger placed tenderly under your chin.
Dude 1: I really need to lay off the porn dude, I was walking through the park today and I almost felt horny from how good the cool breeze and the trees made me feel.
Dude 2: No dude, that's not weird, that's the tit's call.