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Canning

The practice of hiding cans of alcohol in your anus to sneak them into a venue.

"Hey man, are you taking any cash to get a drink inside?"
"Nah mate, I'm canning myself before we get there so I'll be fine"

by Ruinous Aardvark December 11, 2019


Canning

When a person, place or thing is sour, uncool, out of style, stank, etc.

Omg! That outfit Aunt Flo is wearing is canning.

Lornie is canning. He hasn’t showered in a week.
Wow! Donald Trumps toupee is canning.

by Michelle Flett November 24, 2021


canning

when you shove multiple soup cans up someone’s ass until they explode causing extreme pain and soup gushing out the tip of your ass hole

me and brandy decided to endure in some canning

by poopy due June 16, 2023


time is a thing you can

Put on the wall Or were it on your wrist the past is fare behind us the future doesn’t exist

What’s the time
It’s a quarter to nine
Time to have a bath
Time is a thing you can

by That fruity dumb frog September 30, 2022


catch me if you can

a nicer way of telling someone, " stop being a stupid porchdog and at least try to give me a decent counter argument"

When you say catch me if you can to someone, you can't be considered a pundit because you'd know that what you said is true, it's on the other person to prove beyond a reasonable doubt that they are indeed not a porchdog.

by Sexydimma October 3, 2016


can I get a piece

Question phrase requesting either an item, or a portion of an item. May also have sexual connotations.

1)"Yo man, can I get a piece a that donut?"
2)"Goddamn, can I get a piece of THAT."

by Irick April 27, 2004


Canning Town

Canning town also known as E16 is a dockland urban town in East London, Uk.

The Station is located under the A13.
Full of south-side gangmen, almost every gang member was born and raised in Canning Town.

Girl 1: OMG I HAVE A CRUSH ON DAMIAN, SINCE YOUR HIS FRIEND IM JUST ASKING DO YOU KNOW WHAT ENDS HE’S FROM.

Girl 2: HE WAS BORN AND RAISED IN CANNING TOWN.

Girl 1: SORRY THTS A NO NO FOR ME.

by monkeypills October 27, 2021