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He may be kinda dumb, but hey, atleast he doest give you fucking bipolar disorder fir the rest of your life.
Dad is working hard, while your mom is sitting inside "working" when she is really just watching some shitty soap opera.
A big butt who never shares and someone your mom should have never married
My dad has never shared anything in his life.
me:hi dad
dad:ima go get some milk
me:but dad we already have 8 jugs of milk
dad: ``walks out house''
Don't pay child support
Dad come home with the milk please I use water in my cereal.
Someone who leaves you at age 5
Dad told me hed buy a pack of cigars. Thats was 6 years ago. Did he get into a car crash?
Acronym for "Day After Drinking Shits". Typically occurs after a late night bender. Consistency of pancake batter. Also known as "beer shits". Not enjoyable, but necessary for relieving a hangover.
"Ugh I feel like shit"
"Go take your DADS, you'll feel better"