To be inflicted with cringe-dick means to lose your erection due to your sexual partner's use of an intensively cringey word or phrase.
*During intercourse* ’You are immortal’ said Katie, meanwhile Andy got a huge case of cringe-dick - whilst deep inside.
A dick so good it makes you retarded!
He is so good, has me dick retarded for sure.
An insult similar to "go f**k yourself" originally designed by Evan
I hope you die on a dick you worthless pice of s**t!
yep. just a canadian gas pumper from regina with the goddam most unfortunate name(besides phillip ennis or fred you(p. ennis and f. you)
boberto: yo dood check dat sign out
jamal #497071: bruh dick assman is here lol bad name
When a person is on the dance floor moving around like they are picking dicks out of the air
Will someone go tell Dennis to stop dick picken it's embarrassing
Getting your fuck on ...all night long.
"Hey handsome, want to leave this bar and take me to the dick parade?"
Dick welding: The act of having hardcore ball slapping sex. Then pulling out and cumming from the top of the vagina to the bottom welding it together with your cum. After deciding not to cum in her pussy.
Dick welding:
Guy 1: you know Julie?
Guy 2: Yeah that hot girl?
Guy 1: Yeah I dick welded her pussy shut!
Girl 1: You know lucas?
Girl 2: Yeah!
Girl 1: I let him dick weld my pussy shut!