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Riding the crystal dragon

Smoking crystal meth

Person 1: "Hey! Did you see that hobo living under the bridge? It's like you could tell he was riding the crystal dragon!"
Person 2: "Oh totally. Riding it's shimmery body into the bowels of refraction faction."

by tetsuhikokariya May 4, 2016

1πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


bad dragon of chaos

v. The activity of rolling up a paperback copy of "Twelve Rules for Life" by esteemed author and professor Jordan B-money Peterson and inserts it into their vagina or rectum

n. A rolled copy of "Twelve Rules for Life" kept for mastibatory purposes.

I got so turned on last night watching a Contrapoints video that I just had to give myself a bad dragon of chaos.

by Alden's Locke September 8, 2021

3πŸ‘ 8πŸ‘Ž


ride the red dragon

a phrase for the consumption of 5 Hour Energy

Dude, you trying to ride the red dragon?

by California BDS March 19, 2010

4πŸ‘ 11πŸ‘Ž


White Dragon Nall

A person who probably has a cat on his or her head.

"William Shatner is such a White Dragon Nall."

by Dogadon March 27, 2003

6πŸ‘ 20πŸ‘Ž


Dragon Ball Super

Complete and utter trash

Dave: β€œDragon Ball Super is a terrible sequel”
Mike: β€œYeah but at least it’s not Dragon Ball GT”
Dave: β€œTrue”

by Dekumight75 December 31, 2021

4πŸ‘ 12πŸ‘Ž


Pig Lizard Dragon

A manifestation of three hideous animals. These animals combined form a beast so vile, heartless, and cruel that it will destroy the world.

Earl: OMG we're all gonna die. Pig Lizard Dragon is on a rampage.
Annie: We have to save the children. THE CHILDREN!
Edna: Yeah Yeah shut ur yap.

by chris doberstein July 22, 2008

3πŸ‘ 8πŸ‘Ž


Cum Breathing Space Dragon

When a woman swallows cum in space, and due to the anti-gravity, the cum slowly trickles from her mouth, emulating a dragon breathing fire.

Man last night me and Jodie were getting down in my spaceship, and after I pulled a mean Dirty harry, she went and pulled a mean Cum Breathing Space Dragon.

by ChrisCash July 1, 2011

248πŸ‘ 12πŸ‘Ž