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someone who gets no bitches because they don't not talk to women at all- this may be due to them not caring about their appearance at all, or simply their negative eq and inability to make conversation.
they also probably don't touch grass, and when you bring it up they give a shitty excuse that they play a sport that's not really a sport (such as sailing)
"what operating system does ur computer use?"
"omg thats such an Ethan Kong thing to say"
Mf got the redist damn hair. Small pp havin hoe. Man be a good ass friend. He gonna pull up if you need him.
Ethan will take your soul.
Ethan is a close friend, i consider him a brother.
Ethan (ginger) is a good friend.
A useless man who spend the day cubing in class
Damn look at Ethan Neill he is cubing AGAIN
a nerdy guy who likes little kids aged 13 and bellow he also has all of the magazines in the hallway of ass and he also likes men which tall legs short arms and bees
hey I'm Ethan garner and I'm here to do inappropriate stuff 13's and bellow whos up
the sigma male, he is a special breed of man who can and will eat everything possible. He daily says the cut starts but will it ever. His sister can only be described by moaning. Shit at most games he plays, but if he beats you he will gloat until his chins fall off.
child: mum can i eat a pizza
mum: no you dont want to look like Ethan mcct
Any girl's (or guy's) dream, is truly husband material being able to cook, clean, but most importantly look good doing it.
As a friend, he is very loyal, and always gives a listening ear
"Did you see that guy?"
"yes He's so handsome and caring"
"I know right! he's definitely an Ethan Gorrie!"
A man who just loves some good old bbc
“Ethan schiavon loves to sit on bbc”
“Ethan loves to lick bbc”
“Ethan doesn’t have a bbc but instead a bwc”