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To be on the recieving end of outrageously bad misfortune
I got fucked in the face by work when they sent me to the Siberia branch.
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The act in which the male is about to ejaculate, while having sex or getting head, and he pulls it out, cums in the other person's face, and knocks them out.
I Gorrila Faced my girlfriend last night
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some one with a head in place of their genitals.
Kevin: hey have you seen the big bad wolf music video?
Drew: no, why?
Kevin: The people in the video all have crotch faces!
Drew: wtf is a crotch face?
Kevin: gotta watch the video bro
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The act of placing one's vagina on another's face and squirting that hot jam on his or her face
So I was eatin dat ass and she strait up jammy faced me
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When a person inadvertently touches the mute button on an Android cell phone while talking. This causes the person who face muted the caller to wonder why the person on the other line can't hear them. This is because when you place the phone too far from your face it activates the mute button.
Dude you face muted her and she can't hear you!
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how to wake up lady gaga
it means: poke her face
me: how do you wake up lady gaga
nick: poker face
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When fucking a girl, right when you're about to cum, you cum in your hand rub it around and slap it on the chicks face so it looks like shes an orc with the white hand print from the lord of the rings
the orcs from lord of the rings have white hand prints on their faces
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