head fudge = messed up, screwed, zombified.
messed up so bad that its as soft as sh!t.
My mind is total head fudge after last nights shindig dude
It’s like the highest peak of a mountain, but in turd form. When you are about to shit yourself because the turd is so close to coming out.
Bro, I have a massive turdle head!
Some one with a head that looks like a quim due to a stupid off axis quiff
Rev Ross Beeby, Ace Ventura - both reputable quim heads
Someone who has a memory like a fish.
R: Man, you are such a fish head!
Matevž: Wait a second, do we know each other?
When a girl gets witha guy just to give Head and then dip out that hoe.
Wow Abby is with Tom giving head but she was just chillin with Adam, she a head hopper>
Used to define your one friend who never gets any puss even though he's not a loser.
Why can't Jake get any action? He's a pretty nice dude and seems to do everything right but the guy can't get laid for shit. It's a real head scratcher...
Immensely skilled, extremely enjoyable, high-quality oral sex. The type of head a mermaid would have to give in order to make up for the sexually-unusable lower half of her body.
Last night Ariel gave me Mermaid Head. It was so good, I almost didn't care that she wouldn't let me get into her pants.