A man with a very large penis who always has the best hair and only hangs out with a few friends usually a Hispanic and a crackhead
Damn Jacob Mignon has a big dick
A term used to describe a mob of abnormally good looking men.
Girl 1: Hey, look at Abe, Jacob & James over there.
Girl 2: I'd let them all take me on at once.
Girl 3: Too bad they didn't pass english.
Person 1: Is Jacob Fischer alive?
Person 2: Yeah :/
he is a good friend, he gets all the ladies but has a tiny penis, he also likes old woman with incredibly saggy vagina's
Jacob Nicholas like saggie tits
the queerest of queers. One guy that you don't wanna meet. He brings your IQ down 20 points just from being around him. You meet him once and you are forever retarded. He's like medusa, look him in the eyes and you are done for.
"I'm having such a great day, I hope nothing terrible happens to me..."
"FUCK I JUST SAW JACOB EATON"
*dies*
An very smelly and ugly looking human bagel who obsessively desires men.
Quit digging through garbage cans to look for dildos man. You aren’t Jacob Motsinger.