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A hallucination of a mountain lion with white eyes following you.
"My coked-out brother-in-law said he was hunting and a mountain lion with white eyes followed him home. Coke Monster."
Monster Miles, the mighty muslim terrorist. Has a relation to Osama bin laden and has been seen working with his hijabi assistant, Zaina.
“EY BRO GO HIDE! MONSTER MILES IS COMING”
“OMG.. IS THAT ZAINA WITH HIM?!”
A name given to, mainly females, for being excessively gooey, especially around the underarm area. They are known for having various house hold objects disappear in their goo. They will often avoid wearing bikinis but when they do it is not a pretty sight that you'll want to be around. Layers and layers of goo will pour out eventually consuming everything in sight.
Wonton: Hey Devon!!! Where the fuck is my laptop?!
Devon (tubby goo monster): I don't fucking know!!! Have you checked underneath all my goo???
Wonton: I told you to lose weight you fucking tubby goo monster before your goo eats the rest of my shit!
Cunt Monster (noun) a vicious, all consuming, angry, enraged woman. Not a lady!
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example: we've only been married three months but that Cunt Monster just keeps consuming everything I make, including my cock. My wallet is sore than my cock. M.A.
Supreet is a fumble monster and the original and can never be beaten as the fumble monster
An energetic drink (typically of the monster-branded variety) that has not yet been chilled. Normally not identifiable as a drinkable substance by one who has not discovered the existence of ice machines.
I lucked out and snagged the last energy drink in the cafeteria today after the guy in front of me said he didn't want to drink a warm monster. The poor bastard must not have heard of ice machines.
Any man or woman that wears denim jeans, denim shirt, and a usually a Levi’s denim jacket is a denim monster.
Often seen with a LoneStar beer at a rodeo- usually a spectator not a participant.
“We’re you at the PBR rodeo finals the other day?
There was a while section of denim monsters over by the beer garden.”