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Blue balls pressed against glass
After fingering three girls, Jake pressed his blue balls against the sliding glass door, creating blue cookies...YUMMMMY!!
A person that has more than 1 million cookies on Cookie Clicker.
Guy 1: Yooo i got 2 million cookies on Cookie Clicker!
Guy 2: get a life you cookie-llionaire.
Similar to a a doom cookie whereas as doom cookie has become an emo phrase, bat cookie shows that it is referring to a goth.
OMG she is SUCH a bat cookie
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A feminist cookie is the term for the reward some men seem to be seeking for saying or doing something feminist. Asking someone if they want a cookie may be used to mock, more or less gently, such attention seeking. A man congratulating himself on his feministic treatment of women is likely to be called out for cookie seeking. In general, feminists consider feminist behavior an essential matter of etiquette, not a cause for general congratulations and acclaim.
Bob: “Women shouldn’t go to prison for false rape accusations.”
Marie: “No shit. Want a feminist cookie?”
“My boy just smoked a bunch of cookie wood(s) before the game.”
Extremely hard , past expiration date ,
Cookie dough bought as a fundraiser delivered by Elizabeth Adams
If you order cookie dough expect it to be be petrified cookie dough before Elizabeth delivers it.
What you get when it finally arrives after you ordered from a fundraiser from your cousin.
Why the hell am I getting petrified cookie dough , you should of delivered this shit 8 months ago.