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mexican tootsie roll

when some one deficates in a tootsie roll rapper and gives it to someone

man that fucker just gave me a mexican tootsie roll

by trav1234 February 23, 2010

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rock and roll express

see definition for hoodini, as quoted below
"when u are fuckin a girl from behind u quickly but quietly pull out and let a friend go in while u sneak out, then go outside and wave through a window so that ur woman freaks out."

one a man two a man rock and roll express

by Derrick Winchester April 30, 2007

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Tootsie Roll Nipples

The large, brown, thumb-like nipples that accompany over-use of steroids.

Hey, did you see Barry Bonds' Tootsie Roll Nipples last week? If those things had thumb joints, he could eat chinese food without a fork!

by undertowpull December 14, 2011

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Rolling Stones Tour

n. Any over-priced wildly-publicised event of little actual importance.

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Are you going to watch The Masters this weekend?

No. It's just a Rolling Stones Tour. I'd rather wash my socks.

by gnostic 1 April 13, 2013

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Bog roll anal

The unfortunate occurrence when ones finger goes through cheap toilet roll and up the bottom hole when wiping ones arse after defecation

"I wish you'd stop buying this cheap toilet roll, I've just given my self bog roll anal again!!!'

by Cornishgiant January 2, 2012

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rolling crime scene

an older van with no or painted over windows preferably with one fender of a different color and a mattress in the back

look at that rolling crime scene by the schoolyard

by toddrocks January 5, 2008

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Calm your roll

An imperative used to inform habitual line-steppers that their actions are no longer acceptable, and that said line-stepper needs to calm down before being put back into place.

Dude, you better calm your roll before I slap some sense into you.

by D-Luxe January 18, 2008

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