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Originally named Sergey Stepanov, is the saxophonist of "Sunstroke Project & Olia Tira" which entered the Eurovision Song Contest 2010 and got 22th.
His sax solo is now being looped all over the internet as the new Rick Roll because people find him, and his raybands, extremely epic.
Pro: Hey! Did you check out that video?
Nub: Yea, it was just some random guy playing the sax.
Pro: RANDOM GUY?? IT WAS THE EPIC SAX GUY!!
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the newest member of the academy is..., he replaced tom conrad on lead guitar. hes australian and very hot, even though he has roller coaster teeth. before he was in the academy is..., he was in a band with butch walker called butch walker and the lets go out tonites. he also has an awesome fedora collection.
tai fan #1: man, it sucks that tomrad had to go
tai fan #2: yeah, but michael guy chislett is pretty damn hot
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An act of sassing a shorter person with your height. Works with anybody shorter than you and fun for all ages.
"I heard that guy has a bad case of tall guy sass, must've been a midget when he was young."
Person 1:"Bet you can't even dunk."
Person 2:"Don't tall guy sass me."
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When you're not good enough to play for the team you're on, but you still eat the law enforced meal.
Danny Garcia sat on the bench in uniform and watched his team play, then went to Arby's and proceeded to eat on the teams budget. Making him a free lunch guy.
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Whats better than this Guys Being Dudes
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Yes sir
Big dick, big dick
Big old dick dick
Three big balls
Look like we playing tennis
He got a big dick I think his name is Dennis
I jerk his dick until that n**** finish
His dick is big and green tastes just like spinach
Dudes, dudes I love it when they send me all the nudes
Had to make him nut cause his balls were blue
He didn’t have a clue
He slides in my ass like he’s cleaning out gutters
Dick is bigger than a stick of butter
Saw that big dick swinging up in the motherfucking hallway
He like me and my friends cause we’re all gay
We like a dick, I like his ass cause it’s thick
He gonna fuck my butt till I shit and dick is dry so I spit on the tip
Four big guys
And they bust on my eyes
They eat my ass just like apple pie
If they keep fucking me like this I might just die
They pipe my booty till I cry
He licked my dick and the cum started dripping
I took a bite of his ass it tastes like lemon pepper chicken
He throws me up in the air my booty flipping
He digging his balls in my booty like Scottie Pippen
Met the n**** last night
Then I rode his dick like a bike
He’s so thick he looks like a dike but that’s ok cause I think his name’s Mike
Jordan, he’s fucking me while recording
He sent me butt pics this morning
Hands down the greatest nudes I’ve received
I love when I receive his BBC
Mike: Have you listened to 4 Big Guys?
Jordan: Yes, and I'm even a part of it!
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A stand-up guy is someone whom you can trust; a trustworthy person; a reliable person who keeps other people's secrets.
Hooman is such a stand-up guy. Everyone in the class confides in him. His lips are sealed and you can't get a word out of him.
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